he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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