it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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