Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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