the condom got lost in my hair
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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