Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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