i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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