Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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