scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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