I wannas sexs uuuuu
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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