i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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