She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
