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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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