Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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