life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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