I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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