I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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