Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Can Purell be used as lube?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
