I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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