I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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