kristin has been a bad kristin
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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