Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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