they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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