I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
The chlamydia really affected his face.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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