I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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