"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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