So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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