$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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