At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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