R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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