It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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