Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
