this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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