Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
and i looked up. we had an audience...
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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