all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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