S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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