C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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