I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
organizing the empties. That sober.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
It's blow job season.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
