he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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