Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I deserve this hangover.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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