windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
as a side note pls kill me
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize