Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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