Kiss
Puke
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
