508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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