Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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