K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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