I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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