talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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