you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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