Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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