New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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