I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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