Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Randomize
