So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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