Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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