im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
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