Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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